Day 1: First full day in Abu Dhabi.
I woke up expecting to see paradise. I woke up looking at this… Clouds. Grey. Overcast. Gloomish.
But soon after breakfast the Sun finally came out and it looked like this. Oh and by the way, this is the view from our Villa…
Well that was pretty much our day. Slept on the Deck, on the beach, in our dinner, and then moved back to the deck. Oh then woke up at midnight to go to dinner at…. TGI Fridays. Yeah. Woot. What a vacation!
it’s called JET LA
Second day in Abu Dhabi.
Morning view just doesn’t motivate me to do anything!
just st needed to screenshot my maps to prove I’m in UAE. Just realized we are so close to Iran, Iraq, Syria, Saudi Arabia and Afghanistan! Yikes
This is what Jetlag looks like.
Pool! No I did not swim
Attempted. But I’m a cheapskate to pay my paycheck to enter this stupid place.
We we then went to the sand dunes for a little adventure. These photos do not do the hour long ride justice. We were a caravan of 8 Land Cruisers. We had to stop because the SUV in front of us had a “misshap”. I.e. Puke issue.






She was like uhm excuse me. Your suppose to be taking MY photo!
So she got fresh with me! A little too much.

So so I finally posed with her.
It was dinner time and she knew….

Fat ass P.O.V!
We we stopped for a uhm…. Well a show
With the not so professional actress.


And definitely far from not so professional actor.
We we watched the ….. We tried to watch the show noi have to be honest. WE DID NOT WATCH THE SHOW!
Then we we went back and slept.
DAY 3 Abu Dhabi to Dubai.

This is my yes I sat at the pool photo.


I even sat out in the sun on the beach. This is all the beach body shot you get!
Took a screen shot to prove NO SERVICE, NO WIFI at the beach nor the pool.
At this point we headed to Dubai for shopping, dinner and stuff I guess. Oh and to catch our flight to Koh Samui.
So we are doing about 75 down the freeway. This was taken after he backed off 20 feet. They RIDE your ASS here!
Seven lanes of traffic. And it rains in Dubai.
Checking in at the airport.
And home sweet home for three hours. The lounge is the WHOLE third floor. Everything in the lounge is free! Including dinner.
Chad we said FIRST class, FIRST CLASS! NOT the Suburbs (BUSINESS CLASS).
Well bring you some Dom!

























































































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